Wednesday, April 22, 2009


Mislike me not for my complexion...- Prince of Morocco (Merchant of Venice)

This is just something that has been circulating around myspace, and I thought to myself, "Why not put it as an entry in your blog Anak Pak Man?"
And so, here it is..

"FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.

REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: have never seen you cry.

REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then give them back.

REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAl FRiENDS: Would walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.

REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the fuck out of them."

That is all..
Owh, and another thing. I'll be posting on the Outreach programme soon enough..
Just sit tight boys and girls!


chris federick said...

Nice post! K, wil b waiting for d nex one on outreach programme.

anak pak man said...

will try to get it done amidst all my other works.. huhuhu
and this post i just got a comment on Myspace and simply copy and paste it here.. not very creative no?

kacipcrew said...

fake friend: "i'm sorry u broke up with A"

real friend: "A should have dumped u years ago.."

hahaa.. :P

Max J. Potter said...

haha, this one is cute. real friends are the reason why we have no food. cute. really. i like all the points, tho. do more~!!

p/s: i've already responded to your comment up my blog. thanks. =)

Chom said...

nice one, is it yours or you took it from the net? haha?

anak pak man said...

kacipcrew- i think it should be like this..
real friend: YOU should have dumped HIM years ago..

max- yeah, that one really caught my attention, and it's SOO TRUE too.. i can never keep my hands off my friends' food, no matter how petty it looks.. XD
will go check it out..

chom-regrettably, i took it from somewhere else.. but the sheer truth in it compelled me to post it here..

Max J. Potter said...

replied. and i love it when you call me MAX. it's just..awesome~! haha.

Sonnet said...

i like this.
i have the other version of FRIENDS but i think yours are nicer

p/s: how's ur standardized test 2?

LaBubiZkiTeR.Inc said...

fake or real?..
and i choose FAAL (fake + real)..
kinda need both..
guess so.. :P

anak pak man said...

max- then i won't be calling u cikgu lah anymore.. max ye be to me.. hehe

butirstar- my standardized test?

yunos- hm.. please do elaborate..

phytohystrix said...

(look...comment mdrtn reinforced! u freaked me out,mate!)

it's true,all true. wonderful to live w such friends,n hv a carefree,joyful life. how i long for those times..n wonder if it will ever come back.

pencari sejati said...

aku rasa la kan...
susah sangat nak cari REAL friend sekarang nie...

mungkin kita terlalu memilih jenis SAHABAT yang macam mana kita nak..

pape pun, pasti akan ada juga SAHABAT yang dicari..

anak pak man said...

hystrix- i just want to look at the comments that come in so that I don't overlook them, in turn being able to reply to all of them.. tu ja.. yeah, carefree world.. i don't think those days will come back.. we're not kids anymore, so we NEED to take responsibility. If not for anyone, then at least ourselves. Right?

qib- ada ja manusia lam dunia ni yang boleh dijadikan sahabat pendamping waktu suka dan duka. tapi mencari orang seperti ini bukan seperti cari barang kat supermarket. kena melalui proses yang trial and error yang agak lama.. tol tak abg naqib yang emsem?

Sonnet said...

r u ex-MRSM KoPu student or u still in KoPu?

phytohystrix said...

definitely. it won't come back,neither can it be replaced. but i want to share something.. at times we might not realize,that there's a true friend who's there for us,always. :) stay in hard times..they're precious.

anak pak man said...

butirstar- Obviously, cikgu xbaca lagi my earliest post, but i don't blame you..
tak, i never was an MRSM student..matter of fact, i don't even know where KoPu is actually.. huhu

hystrix- yeah, they are.. a friend in need is a friend indeed, or something like that, right??

phytohystrix said...

i have no doubt that u're perfectly right..